moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

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Timestamp: 1410851867

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

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working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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beerito:

follow for more complaining

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sharpslut:

FEELING LIKE YOU ANNOY THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO SUCKS

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I’m going to be so upset and mad at myself if my boyfriend gets in trouble for missing physical therapy. I set 3 alarms this morning. He trusted me to wake him up because he wasn’t feeling well before bed, and somehow the alarms I set didn’t wake me up. Technically he now has a no show medical appointment for the third time. And being Army is a shit ton worse than if I missed an appointment. He literally just got counseled on it Sunday. I feel fucking awful.
Also, with my history of being abused I’m not used to someone not hitting me when they’re pissed off, or yelling at me and slamming shit around. And it’s like I almost want him to react like that because then I know how to deal with it.. this I don’t.

playstationexclusive:

Ellie’s view on the idea of women’s food restiction to appear “beautiful” after seeing an old poster of a skinny woman.

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Timestamp: 1410835855

playstationexclusive:

Ellie’s view on the idea of women’s food restiction to appear “beautiful” after seeing an old poster of a skinny woman.

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basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

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gay-masturbation:

So i need that kinda sex where we’re both in so much need for being touched. That dirty talking kind and pullin my hair and tellin me what to do kinda sex. Where we’re both shivering with anticipation of whats to come next. That kind where you scream “Just fucking fuck me dammit” kinda sex. I need to be controlled kinda sex. 

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Reblog if you’re a cuddler.

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princeburrito:

date people you see yourself walking down Main Street of Disneyland with. 

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